The Maze: Unsafe for Walking   7 comments

This continues directly from my previous posts on this game.

Last time, I had a “wine snob” blocking the path, and I had just extracted cheese from a mousetrap (see below). To make further progress I had to overcome confusion about the game’s orientation of obstacles, in a big-picture-theory-of-games sense.

In many RPGs that use grid squares, obstacles are viewed from the squares immediately adjacent to them. If there’s a pit in Eye of the Beholder, and you approach the same square from a different angle, you’re viewing the “same pit” from an entirely new position.

I originally drew my map with this paradigm in mind; thinking of the mousetrap as a “pit”, I made my world-model such that the pit actually occupied the corner square, as the player faced that square.

However, it started to become clear farther in that obstacles only become “active” in the world-universe sense if the player is directly in the appropriate square. That is, if the player is one step away from a pit on the map, they can’t see or otherwise acknowledge the existence of a pit. This is a long-winded way of saying that the trap should have been placed one square up, and I had a blank on the map that I hadn’t reached yet.

I had understood this by the time I had reached the wine slob snob but the mousetrap was the very first thing I placed on my map, and since the puzzle stumped me for a while I hadn’t stopped to reconsider the placement. Going forward once leads to a wineglass on the ground.

This can be taken back to the snob, where you will need:

the uncorked wine bottle
the wineglass
the cheese
the crackers

and…. clean shoes.

To explain that last part, on walking back from stepping over the trap, there’s a strange “dotted” room which I assume represents dirt, or rat droppings, or something else messy.

I was never able to examine the dots. I just know that before there’s no special inventory object, and after there’s “something” on the player’s shoes.

Fortunately, CLEAN SHOES works back on the welcome mat (another use other than hiding a key and teleportation! I love how often what seems initially like scenery keeps showing up again).

With unclean shoes, the wine snob will not be able to smell the wine as you are pouring and you won’t make progress. Alternately, you can just teleport past the messy spot, but that requires using the welcome mat again since SAY WELCOME teleports you to wherever it happens to be.

With the wine poured, the wine snob now demands some cheese, followed by some crackers (here’s an alternate way to work out what that strange graphic is, but this moment would likely come long after finding the object).

And he’s still complaining! Given we’re in “adventure mode” the thing that seems most natural to do might not occur to a player. We can SAY NO.

The “metallic taste” is a hint. Fortunately (?) things are quite breakable in this game and just dropping the empty wine bottle anywhere will cause it to shatter, revealing a second key (the first got used for the violin case).

The map then turns north, leading by some nails…

…and then has two branches, one to the west and one to the east (and the NE corner).

The west branch leads to trouble quite quickly as there is a sign that warns about walking…

…and if you try to proceed on anyway the passage gets sealed off.

This feels like a moment from a CRPG. Now we just need some spinners and portions of the map with permanent darkness.

Fortunately, the remedy is down the other branch. First there’s what more or less look like a garage door…

…this is followed by a “bottle” (“CHATEAU PETROS 1929”) right next to a 1928 MODEL ‘A’ ROADSTER.

The car is empty of gas, but fortunately, the bottle is not the kind you want to drink.

Driving over to the northwest part of the map (you can GO CAR and any movement drives the car by default), the only thing there is a “wood shop”. The door is locked, although BREAK DOOR indicates “you can’t do that yet” indicating we might finally get to use the power of violence.

I’m stumped from here although I haven’t tried much. The only other thing I’ve found is a “bumper jack” left behind at the car’s start point.

I suspect I am quite close to the end; maybe get into the wood shop, and then something from that will help make it to the exit?

Posted May 19, 2025 by Jason Dyer in Interactive Fiction, Video Games

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7 responses to “The Maze: Unsafe for Walking

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  1. Hooray the map is fixed!

    Are you by any chance playing in an emulator that’s running faster than the original Apple II speeds? Because I’ve noticed some effects/animations are easy to miss with acceleration. Those dots for example — at higher speeds they seem to just appear but at standard speeds there’s a sound and animation of something mouse-like crossing the screen and dropping, er, droppings. That same effect seems to come up in the trapped passage, though what the connection might be between a mouse and that trap, I have no idea.

    I don’t recall exactly how I found the item you need next, but I can tell you (very obliquely) that gur rlrtynffrf naq gur pne unir fbzrguvat va pbzzba.

    • Oh and the welcome mat really is a gift that keeps on giving, there’s at least one more helpful function you haven’t mentioned yet. (I don’t know that this is a hint exactly since I’m not sure it’s necessary to progress, just an interesting interaction.)

    • “what the connection might be between a mouse and that trap”

      The trap has cheese in it and is small enough to be covered by either the welcome mat or the violin case, so it’s clearly a mousetrap.

      • Auda by ‘trap’ I meant the place on the northern edge of the map where the maze seals around you, as Jason describes above, not the mousetrap. Sorry for the confusion.

  2. “I had understood this by the time I had reached the wine slob”

    Sounds like the poor guy is taking the divorce hard… Maybe you should try “CALL A.A.”?

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