One, I have a version of the game which is very near to the intended experience. You can download it here, and be sure when you start to say YES to loading a save game. (In the emulator DCHector, this moves your tape from 31/63 to 32/63. If you want to rewind the tape back a step, go to Tools/Tape Unit and use the single left arrow to move the 32 back to 31. This lets you overwrite the save file with a new one, or reload the same save file on restart without having to reboot the emulator.) The save file is identical to the normal start of the game, except that the beaker in the laboratory is now bubbling, meaning you can skip using the apparatus (which is broken in the machine code somewhere).
Two, possibly more importantly, is that Gus Brasil figured out the last step in the game. I had realized it had to be a reference to the “FOR EVERYTHING THERE IS A SEASON” song/Bible verse and I spent most of my time trying out various permutations of SAY THING with no luck.
Gus had made an observation based on something I provided a screenshot of straight from the hexadecimal.
The very end of the clip (BIG3SMA4TIN5BEL6TUR) is providing nouns. That is, there’s a BIG KEY, a SMALL KEY, a TINY KEY, a BELL CORD, and a … TUR?
This had briefly flitted in my consciousness when I tried SAY TURN, and it did lead me to wonder if I had messed up some other flag in the game and SAY TURN (either done once, or SAY TURN typed three times in a row like in the song) was the key. Knowing Gus had won the game, I pondered the extra possibilities and … surely not?
Yes, TURN TURN wins the game. Even though it’s a two-word parser, TURN TURN TURN also works (the parser doesn’t accept any more characters, so SAY TURN TURN TURN isn’t even typable).
First of all, what is the character actually doing at this moment? Clearly not saying the words out loud, since saying them doesn’t work (as I amply proved lots of times before writing my post yesterday). TURN TURN is an “non-reality” command, kind of like in Warp how the game asked you to REGISTER SHORT ROPE. At least in Warp you were “talking” to the underlying computer running the game, here it isn’t clear at all how to interpret this final act. (You could be a spoilsport and claim that SAY not working is just a bug, and TURN TURN is being said out loud, but there’s enough intentionality going on I am fairly sure this is what the author intended.)
Second, what happens after? Somehow the player has won, but the game doesn’t narrate escape (as Gus points out, while there is an escape message, it doesn’t get printed in the game). Also, just like how the ending of La maison du professeur Folibus left the main character blue permanently, here there is no indication that the shrinking has been “cured” upon escape.
With the Roger M. Wilcox game Derelict 2147 there was a similarly ambiguous ending, where the player seemed to be trapped on the Derelict of the title even though they had won by gathering all the treasures. Roger made the insightful comment that:
The fate of the craft is probably the same as the fate of being stuck on Trash Island with an empty gas tank. Except there was no “Escape from Derelict 2147” sequel (nor did I ever think about writing one). Basically, once you get all the treasures, the universe ends.
With Mysterious Mansion it is quite possible the author never thought through any of what I just outlined — there’s a victory screen, so the universe ended. Don’t worry about what happened after. Maybe the tiny person who escaped from Mysterious Mansion and the blue person who escaped from the world of Folibus team up and fight crime. Your imagination can take you anywhere.
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Since you’re still reading, a quick bonus: here’s the remainder of the 1982 games before we can declare it done, as seen in my post on the final stretch. There’s already a few games in 1983 I suspect will get pushed back, and some 1980 and 1981 discoveries made that will need to be attended to in the future, but after this list is done we can officially embark on 1983 games. Feel free to guess what the order will be!
Bedlam (TRS-80, by the author of Xenos) Countdown to Doom (from the Cambridge mainframe that brought Acheton, Hezarin, Avon, etc.) The Curse of the Pharaoh (Peter Kirsch does graphics) Enchanted Forest (TRS-80 Color Computer does graphics) Geheim-agent XP-05 (Early German game) Grave Robbers (Unmodified VIC-20 game with graphics) The Hobbit (The famous one) Mexican Adventure (The last Sharpsoft game) Misadventures 5 and 6 (Two more bawdy games from Ohio) Zodiac Castle (follow-up to Windmere Estate)
Unfortunately, not long after my last post, I reached what looks like a fatal bug in the game.
Fortunately, I was able to hack my own save file to give myself the required item. I’m glad I did, because what happens after is astonishing.
Unfortunately, I still haven’t finished the game. I am what I am certain is at the ending but I am unclear if the part I’m on is broken or not. I’m calling this my last post on the game for now.
It’s very likely the programmer of the two Interact text adventures was John Stout, shown on the left in a fall 1982 Micro Video newsletter. He is described as having “a hand in almost every piece of software in our last two catalogs” — that includes Mysterious Mansion — and he had just finished with the CRPG Mazes and Monsters. I think a comparison of coding style might help make the case solid but I’m satisfied enough for now. He’s described as having both B.A. and M.A. degrees in Composition and writing music for the University of Michigan Marching Band. He died in 2017 of cancer.
The one (1) action I still had left I could have simply figured out — although I’ll admit I don’t know how I would have figured this out — is getting the key from the crystal ball. If you have the crystal ball and play the organ, the ball shatters in such a way you can get the key (why this works and just shattering the ball by hand doesn’t, I don’t know). The small key then opens the door in the clock to reveal yet another door. We need a tiny key now.
It turned out all my problems after this point stemmed from a bug. I was unable to operate an APPARATUS in a lab. I should mention this bug wasn’t isolated; when you wear the invisibility ring, it becomes described as a RING IM WEARING even when dropped, and if the SKULL is dropped in a random place it turns into the skeleton of the summoning portal, and you can get a second skull due to inventory bugs that causes the portal to the laboratory to be summoned anywhere.
I had found that if I did PUT LIQUID after the apparatus asked for some juice, I ended up with a RING on the ground. This is true even if you are currently wearing the ring, and it is possible to pick up the second ring (except they’ll merge if you wear the second ring). I am 100% now certain this is meant to be a different object, BUBBLING LIQUID.
Unfortunately the game would normally stop from there, but I felt unusually determined yesterday so I started invoking the spirit of Hackerman. Remember, with great processing power comes great responsibility.
My first step was just seeing what I could find by plowing through the relevant file
The Mysterious Mansion Adventure (1982)(Micro Video).k7
in a text editor. The most relevant item I found was a list of objects…
BED
CANOPY BED
COLLAPSED BED
CRYSTAL BALL
STOOL
STOOL
CROSS
LARGE HOLE
2 MOUSE HOLES
A MOUSE HOLE
DAGGER
DAGGER IN BED
…which continued on sequentially for every object in the game. Notice the two STOOLs. The way object state is handled is to repeat an object multiple times, so there isn’t one RING, but rather a RING and a RING IM WEARING as two separate objects. This why you can hold two rings at once, except when you wear the second ring the rings now “merge” into one.
There are three BEAKERS. The first I believe is empty, the second is the starting one with poison, and the third has the BUBBLING LIQUID that the apparatus is supposed to produce (as opposed to making another RING).
What the parser list of the game looks like in a hex editor.
The emulator DCHector I was using does handle save files properly, although they get saved directly to the tape file (write protection needs to be turned off). I made three save files, one where I did a save from the very start of the game, one where I did LOOK ORGAN, and one where I did LOOK ORGAN followed by TAKE PIPE. I used the program HxD and its comparison feature to figure out where the changes were happening. I also for good measure made a fourth save file for right after I picked up the SKULL at the witch (my inventory had a SKULL, RING IM WEARING, CROSS, DAGGER, and PIPE).
For example, with a save file made after doing LOOK ORGAN, at byte 4010 the first six bytes in hexadecimal were
02 05 05 1c 11 11
after TAKE PIPE they changed to
02 05 05 1c 11 ff
It turns out that that sixth position is the location for the PIPE object, at what happened is it got moved from 11 (the starting room of the game, 17 in decimal) to FF, which is what the game uses to indicate an item is in the player’s inventory. This was sufficient for me to make a chart of different item locations in data.
Ultimate hacker mode, PENCIL AND PAPER.
While I also identified the player’s inventory count number, I didn’t want to fiddle with that. I ended up taking my game-in-progress and turning the CROSS and DAGGER into “00” and giving my player the BUBBLING BEAKER and TINY KEY. After some more experimentation I backtracked and just swapped the cross into the beaker, as the tiny key is only found after using the beaker (so it isn’t busted like the beaker is).
DRINK LIQUID results in the message I SHRINK VERY VERY SMALL.
Also, don’t drink it while you’re at the cat, who then thinks you’re a mouse, whoops!
All items are dropped. There is in fact only one item you can carry while tiny, the TINY KEY (which we’ll get later). Before getting there, I should mention the cat above is a preparation puzzle — there’s a spot on the map later where you need to go through one of the mouse holes and out the other, so the solution is to prepare yourself.
I’ve been on the record as being quite fond of preparation puzzles, but they’re very hard to do without a vicious softlock (you won’t find out about needing the pipe here until later, and you have to backtrack to before shrinking to use the pipe as shown).
Shrinking modifies the player’s ability to traverse the map. (This feels like Retelle’s game Nuclear Sub when you flood the sub; everything is irreversibly changed.) You can’t go from the master bedroom to the attic anymore; what you can do is go in the fireplace and go in the chimney that was previously too small.
This puts you on a roof. You can approach edges on the north, south, east, and west sides. I admit I was stuck for a while here; I tried jumping but it just resulted in death.
However, one of the four sides — the west side — has a balcony below and you can jump down to safety. I don’t know if there’s a way to get a hint for this, I just started testing sides when I realized object-based gameplay was now out the window so my options were low.
You can then find the tiny key, which is the whole point of going through the sequence in the first place. The tiny key can be picked up by our tiny avatar.
If you’ve put the pipe down, you can safely get by the cat; the mouse-hole passage links you down to the starting room of the game.
Then (I assume with some unmentioned climbing about) you can OPEN CLOCK at the last tiny door.
It took me a few beats to realize that the PLAQUE that says FOR EVERYTHING is meant to be combined with the book’s message of THERE IS A SEASON. That is, it is actually reconstructing text of Ecclesiastes 3, the verse that Pete Seeger derived the song There is a Season from.
There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens.
Unfortunately now I’m at a hard stop. Remember, we’re permanently small. The tiny key disappears upon using it. That means no inventory at all.
The maze never got used for anything, but I’ve done a pass through with the torch (in case the dim light means an object is hidden) and also while small. Because of the cat, the latter is only possible if you drink the liquid at the cubbyhole…
…and it really feels like there ought to be something to this, given how much work was put into the maze with no reward, but absolutely nothing new is revealed while small I could find. I’m wondering if the Attic was originally designed so that you couldn’t backtrack but had to pass through the maze to get out, but the author left in a “bug” allowing leaving by a simpler route.
There is the SAY verb. It will repeat what the player says as long as it is between one and six characters. So the ending could be some matter of code-word, but I’ve tried everything both reasonable and unreasonable (TURN, PEACE, LIFE, DEATH, SEASON, SPRING, SUMMER, WINTER, FALL, HEAVEN, etc.). I also went and used the actual verb TURN on everything including the clock multiple times.
I’ve checked over closely the machine code and see nothing in the plaintext that suggests a code-word. Given how many broken spots the game has I’m not inclined to push farther as the ending could be just as broken as the lab puzzle was. (Or at least, by skipping over the lab puzzle, some other element needed for the end never got triggered.) However, I feel like I’ve experienced everything the game has to offer (and the ending just shows YOU HAVE ESCAPED) so I’m satisfied with moving on. Readers are still welcome to take a whack in the comments with my fixed file, but coming up, continuing with the minimalism theme: a VIC-20 adventure game that manages with graphics somehow.
From the last of the Hector line, the MX from 1985 by Micronique. Source. This game never got translated into French. We will be returning to this computer in the future with a very nice-looking graphical adventure.
Victor Lamba II HR, one of the French offshoots of the Interact. Notice the AZERTY keyboard. Every time I boot my emulator (which is French) I have to remap a few keys to turn it into QWERTY configuration. Via Retro Ordenadores Orty.
I flailed at nothing for a while before checking a hint Gus Brasil dropped; he suggested I MOVE the bed. I’m pretty sure I tried PUSH with no luck, ugh.
This opens up a HOLE, although it isn’t clear from the description the orientation, so I was a bit surprised when I tried GO HOLE and plummeted to my doom. Oops.
I had worked out the ROPE / SHORT ROPE business earlier — and I could see how that could be a huge hassle for someone who didn’t visualize the fact they weren’t reaching high enough to cut the rope — so fortunately TIE ROPE / CLIMB ROPE was now easy to come by. The landing place is dark.
I also had the MATCH from up in the high cupboard and the TORCH still, so I took these too back to the dark room to find a HOLE with a CROSS and nothing else of note.
Where things get interesting (in the “may you live in interesting times” sense) is upon trying to leave. This requires passing through the hallway with the cobwebs I found no use for.
Dropping the torch before entering is possible, but carrying over my knowledge from Troll Hole, I remembered the dark rooms in this parser allow moving around and dealing with items with no penalty. That is, you can go in the dark room, GET CROSS, and leave with CLIMB ROPE without ever turning on a light. So for my current run I still have a preserved match and torch in case I need it later (which might evade solving some puzzle involving clearing out the cobwebs first, and clearing out the cobwebs might reveal an item, so I can’t forget this entirely).
With the CROSS in hand the most immediately obvious next step was to try it on the vampire.
The vampire drops a ring, and just past the vampire is a skeleton with a missing skull. I figured I needed the skull from the witch, but the witch not only prevents passing through but also prevents taking the skull.
Fortunately, the ring that was just dropped presents a solution to this. I tried WEAR RING in case I could do a magic spell or some such (even though there’s no feedback given) and it turns out there’s a spell at work the whole time.
That is, the ring has turned us invisible! The skull can now be grabbed. The cat with two mouse holes is still hanging out in the same room but doesn’t present an immediate obstacle or threat so I’m guessing we’ll deal with that later.
Before showing off the skull, I should mention that going into the PASSAGE the witch was guarding leads to a CUBBYHOLE with a LEVER. Pulling the lever drops the player into a maze.
This took a bit of work to map at first, and I had to run the clock out once just trying out directions.
I still had the “turn, turn, turn” hint in mind, and thought it might apply here, since rather than the verb TURN it could apply to simple directional movement. The layout finally dawned on me, and the hint indeed helped:
Unfortunately, this doesn’t help me at all; the route here lets you go from the witch area down to the pantry next to the kitchen, but there’s no treasures in between. In Troll Hole, there was a maze where if you hadn’t found the gold nugget yet (too large to take out the normal way) the maze would also seem similarly useless, so that’s what I suspect here: this is intended as an alternate route later in the game.
Returning to that skull I mentioned, and doing PUT SKULL while at the headless skeleton in the vampire section:
The portal leads to a laboratory which is a dead end, with an APPARATUS, LOOSE WIRE, and BEAKER that has LIQUID.
The apparatus is described as having a loose wire and doing TIE WIRE gives the message
IT IS NOW FIXED
BUT NEEDS JUICE
but I’m unclear how to work things past that. I tried POUR LIQUID and the game said O.K. but with no apparent result. I’m worried that the parser is wanting something very specific, here (although it is also faintly possible it wants something other than the liquid). I did incidentally try drinking it…
…with little surprise as to the result. To summarize everything that’s a blatant loose end:
There’s an angry cat at some mouse holes (this likely won’t come into play later)
I can traverse a maze but didn’t find anything (this likely is meant as a through-route, but maybe I missed a secret)
I still can’t get at the small key in the crystal ball, in order to unlock the door in the clock
I need to operate the apparatus in the laboratory somehow
There’s a chimney too narrow to enter
This is leaving out the possibility of more secrets (like from clearing cobwebs; there’s also an apparently empty closet but maybe something happens there?) I don’t know how close I am to when Gus Brasil got stuck but I’ll take any hints or spectulation whatsoever.
This is, as the manual notes, the “spine-tingling successor” to the Troll Hole Adventure, the game we played recently for the rare Interact computer from Michigan (and the less-rare-but-still-unusual Hector computer in France). The historical background is over at that link, so I’ll just dive in.
Well, maybe one piece of history. There’s a story in a 1983 edition of the Micro Video newsletter which talks about a Don Stockton of Ft. Lauderdale who modified his Corvette using an Interact computer. “Besides monitoring the car’s basic electrical functions, the Interact uses a ‘simple BASIC program’ to display a series of menus which Don uses to control gear shifting and other operations when driving.” As Don points out, the chunky character screen ends up being an asset for car visbility.
This game is published by Micro Video, rather than the Long Playing Software label I theorized was just an imaginary “subsidiary” which only used the name once.
There’s no treasure: this one’s just an escape from the spooky house, and with a time limit of 240 moves, ending at midnight. The time limit is emphasized enough the game gives warnings at 180, 120, and 60 moves from midnight. Aardvark’s Haunted House we just played had exactly the same trick (running to midnight with a minute per action) but it ended up being a fairly generous limit (only pushed closer to the limit because of the weird bug that forced me to take out treasures one at a time). However, that was just due to the straightforward nature of the actions. Based on Troll Hole and the parts of the game I’ve seen so far, this one will still have a tight map but might have lots of backtracking, so turn optimization may come into play later.
Not until I’ve solved more puzzles, though!
The layout is the typical multi-floor house with rooms like “kitchen” and “library” and “hallway” and etc.
The text is still chunky. Behold.
This is one step in, after doing LOOK ORGAN and finding the PIPE, which can be taken.
The sign is a warning (“DANGER DO NOT PLAY THE ORGAN”) and if you try that right away without taking away the pipe first, this happens:
NICE LITTLE TUNE
LOOSE PIPE FALLS
ON TOP OF ME
I AM DEAD WITH 236 MOVES TILL MIDNIGHT
The fireplace can be entered; there is a BIG KEY (which can be taken) and a CHIMNEY which is too narrow to enter.
Back at the drawing room, the clock is said (via LOOK CLOCK) to HAVE A BIG DOOR. OPEN CLOCK gets the response
DONT HAVE A KEY
but if you grab the big key from the fireplace first, it will open, revealing a second, smaller door.
I’ll talk later about the small key corresponding to the second door, so let’s visit other places, east first:
THERE IS A SEASON made me immediately think of the following “TURN, TURN, TURN”, so I assume something somewhere needs to be TURNed, but nothing I’ve tried the verb on so far (including the book) has had an effect.
Further there’s a WINE CELLAR (with nothing) and stairs down lead to a VAMPIRE who is HUNGRY FOR BLOOD. He prevents going up the stairs or entering an ARCH. The Dracula in Aardvark Haunted House technically doesn’t “kill” you, he just softlocks the game if you don’t have the sledgehammer/stick handy since he prevents you from leaving, whereas here the difference is a death scene.
UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN.
Heading back to the drawing room, there’s a dining room to the north with a TABLE, TORCH, and BELL CORD. You can just pick up the torch, the table doesn’t do anything (?? not a safe assumption given this company’s last game) and the BELL CORD makes noise if you pull it.
We’ll come back to the cord later, and also to the room to the east, which has a kitchen with a cupboard that is out of reach.
For now, heading back to the start and going up:
You can’t take the cobwebs, and TURNing them has no effect either.
Here’s my map for now, but I’m sure it is incomplete:
To the south is a bedroom with bed; trying to TURN it gave me the cryptic message.
DONT SEE IT
After experimenting more, it seems like “fixed” objects give this message, but it’s possible the parser is leaking here in such a way I can figure out which objects are important and which are not. That is, trying to TURN COBWEBS gives a message of O.K. while TURN BED has the odd DONT SEE IT which might imply the cobwebs are important but the bed is not.
To the west of the hallway there’s a crystal ball…
…where LOOKing at it shows the small key (THERE IS A SMALL KEY INSIDE). However, you can’t get it (DONT SEE IT). In other circumstances I’d call that message a bug, but the layer of enigma makes it work. Trying to break the ball is unhelpful…
BREAKS INTO TINY PIECES
…so let’s try EAST of the hallway instead, with a bathroom that has a SINK, STOOL, and MIRROR.
The mirror and stool are both portable, and I assume we can fill something with water from the sink later (like Troll Hole). There is nothing behind the mirror, unlike Troll Hole.
The stool can go downstairs and be used to reach the cupboard in the kitchen. There is a match inside the cupboard which I haven’t used yet, so let’s go north of the hallway to a MASTER BEDROOM with a CANOPY BED. LOOKing notes there is something inside, and going in you find a DAGGER.
It’s a structural dagger! Taking the dagger causes the bed to collapse, and if you’re holding the pipe it lets you survive.
In a game design sense it is likely the player will have found the pipe by now, but it’s possible they won’t be holding it on their current loop through the game.
The collapse reveals a new exit, to an attic with “2 mouse holes”, “passage”, “cat”, “witch”, and “skull”, as well as a passage the witch prevents the player from entering.
The mouse holes are described as being across from each other, the cat is described as mean, and the witch is described as ugly. I tried bringing the mirror in just in case the witch’s ugliness was somehow “magical” but no luck.
One more thing! The stool works to get a match from the high cupboard, but it’s also useful with the ringing cord. If you take the dagger over to the cord you can try to CUT it and get a SHORT ROPE.
Trying to TIE ROPE after gets the message it is too short; the game here is broken. If you take the stool from earlier, drop it, and stand on it before cutting the cord, the result is now a ROPE (rather than a SHORT ROPE) evading the problem.
This feels much denser to describe than is typical for a game this size; the style here has not only any object potentially come into play (multiple times) but the possibility of using an item wrong (so while playing I have to keep track of items from the past and not just what I happen to be holding). There is no walkthrough or video available of this game and even Gus Brasil (who defeated Troll Hole before me) hasn’t been able to beat this game. I’ll take any suggestions people have!
I’ve finished the game (previous post here), but the actual gameplay was made horribly intense due to a bug, and a very obnoxious final puzzle. Not a difficult-to-find-bug either — it is one that everyone playing the game and trying to win is guaranteed to hit. I think this was a victim of the Aardvark bug-fixing philosophy as mentioned by Bob Anderson:
After 15 revisions of my “Time Trek” game, Rodger took to tossing the cassettes with the new revisions in the trash, rather than fix the production “masters” to quash the bugs.
I don’t know how this particular game would have shipped with this particular bug without the level of apathy Rodger Olson displayed. (Maybe this was a bug not in the Ohio Scientific that got introduced on the Coco?)
From last time, I went back over every room carefully, only finding a handful of extra messages. I did realize the ANTIQUE CHAIR from the den was considered a treasure (I didn’t realize I could carry it, but I was referring to it as a CHAIR, not an ANTIQUE as the game was wanting. Silly me.)
I went back to the desk and drawer that gave me trouble last time, did OPEN DRAWER to receive an empty prompt, and then did LOOK to find there was now a KEY and some SILVER BULLETS visible. I think I did LOOK DRAWER (which just gives A DRAWER, both before and after opening it) and didn’t think to LOOK at the room as a whole again.
The silver bullets and the gun, when both held, mean the GUN is now able to be used on the WOLFMAN. The game decides to spin a random roll to find out if you hit or not, and as I’ve hammered at many times with RNG, this means a player might get in a situation with 10+ rolls where they miss their shot; most adventure games this would mean they’re doing something wrong. (I did have this happen during one of my loops … and I’ll explain why I needed to do some loops in a moment.)
Also, his description is WOLFMAN (WEREWOLF) but you have to use WOLFMAN instead of WEREWOLF, otherwise the parser gets confused.
Killing the wolfman opens the remainder of the top floor.
Going up, straightforwardly, leads to an attic. The attic has an AX and a TRUNK with a BAR OF GOLD, and if a vampire bat comes by and filches a treasure at random (it works like the Pirate of Crowther/Woods, but completely random and you can’t stop it) it ends up here.
North of the wolfman is a bedroom with an extra DOOR. Doing OPEN on the DOOR reveals a skeleton blocking the way.
You can open the jewelry box to find diamonds (treasure) and a watch (not, although I had to test it to find out). The furniture is meaningless other than atmosphere.
You can just GET SKELETON and it will fall out of the way (leaving a SKULL and PILE OF BONES, again useless).
The package of money is another treasure, the flashlight is the method of getting light to the cellar (well, “CELLER”) without having wind blow it out. We’ll go down there in a second, but first south of the WOLFMAN.
The RARE STAMPS makes for a treasure, but it is hooked up to cause the front door to slam and be jammed permanently. The only way out is now through the cellar. (This is the one moment of Aardvark-style geographic interest for the game.) The BLACK BOOK has a combination for the safe (36, 27, 45) which has a KEY (needed to get out of the cellar door) and GOLD COINS (another treasure).
Taking the flashlight down to the cellar, the huge thing blocking our way is FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. You can KILL FRANK but have to specify AXE (if you try the knife from the kitchen, it turns into a bent knife).
It was around this time I decided to start depositing treasures, and around this time I made a horrid discovery. The DROP command of the game is broken. If you drop any item, it drops all items in inventory, and not only that, it doesn’t properly reset the item count. So if you’re holding 6 items, and drop one, your inventory capacity just went down by five. Again, I have no idea how this slipped by given even a minor attempt at playing through will reveal this issue.
Arms full with only two items in inventory.
After a few loops where I fully deciphered what was going on, I ended up only winning by starting out via taking treasures to the entrance one at a time. If you are holding one item, and drop it, no damage is done to your inventory capacity. The ANTIQUE CHAIR, VAN GOUGH PAINTING, GOLD COINS (from the desk) and CRYSTAL BOWL are all available this way. Getting more requires killing the Wolfman which requires both a gun and bullets, so I did that next while only holding those items, then dropping them off after; this damaged my inventory by 1 but this was workable. (This game is for children, eh?)
I then decided to go more gung-ho and tried to carry the rest I needed all at once: PACKAGE OF MONEY, DIAMONDS, BAR OF GOLD, RARE STAMPS, KEY, AXE, FLASHLIGHT. Grabbing the stamps blocks off the front door, but the flashlight + axe can be used to bust through Frankenstein, and then past the monster is the NORTH CELLER with an exit.
The problem is this is still only nine out of ten treasures. I thought maybe the watch or jewelry box itself would count, but no. The items in the NORTH CELLAR come into play here: specifically the shovel, sledgehammer, and stick.
I knew already DIG was a verb and so I tested it dutifully outside and kept getting rebuffed. It turns out digging only works in the south cellar:
Two more DIGs gets the message “AHA!”, and looking reveals a coffin. Opening it up:
I already knew POUND was a verb (yes, this is another one I’ve never seen in an adventure before, I lucked out from the prefix PO being on my list as POKE) and I found via a lot of trial and error that POUND STICK worked. The game asked me “INTO WHAT” so I assumed this was a “make” kind of command and tried STAKE, but no dice.
The stick is already considered a stake. You’re supposed to POUND STICK / DRACULA.
Fortunately I hadn’t broken my inventory too much during this loop and was able to bring the ring over to victory.
I can see why the “for children” tag landed, just considering the puzzles from a bird’s-eye level: kill a wolfman with silver bullets, open a safe with a clearly-visible combination, kill a monster with an axe, kill Dracula with stick and hammer. The actual implementation (especially with the broken DROP command) makes it highly unlikely to be beaten by children or adults without some source-diving.
Dropping the “for children” part, and just considering this as a game, it comes tantalizingly close again to some interesting choices; having the items that don’t get used like the lunch and knife and fire actually work for the atmosphere. This is combined with such an obstinate parser that all value here is nullified, and of course the very last act requires a giant leap of parser finesse.
There’s one more Aardvark game to go but it lands pretty late in 1983; maybe they’ll have finally tweaked their parser by then? In the meantime, coming up: the other mysterious and mostly-undocumented game for the Interact computer, the appropriately titled Mysterious Mansion.
Aardvark has been with us for a while; they started cranking out games in 1980 for the Ohio Scientific line of computers, with ports to the others made fairly straightforward by every game being in basic. The OSI computer was basic enough that there was limited memory capacity and so the parser system they used only went up to two letters each word. That is,
KILL DRAGON
and
KICK DRAGON
and
KISS DRAGON
and
KICKBOX DRIVESHAFT
are all interpreted as the exact same command, because the command is read by the computer as KI DR. Whether they really needed to do this is another matter, given the existence of games like Troll Hole Adventure with even more stringent requirements.
Unfortunately, even given we are nearly at the end of the line, there still hasn’t been advancement; today’s game even keeps the “feature” of sometimes giving a blank prompt on a action (successful or not).
Haunted House is by Bob Anderson, who we last saw with Derelict (good ideas, hampered by the parser) and Earthquake (really good ideas, almost good enough to not be hampered by the parser). This game — at least so far — doesn’t quite reach up to either. It’s a straight by-the-numbers haunted house Treasure Hunt, with a ghost, vampire bat, and werewolf.
It’s a real adventure — with ghosts and ghouls and goblins and treasures and problems but it is for kids. Designed for the 8 to 12 year old population and those who haven’t tried Adventure before and want to start out real easy.
…but while that was somewhat a stretch for Earthquake, it’s really a stretch here. I wonder if this is meant to excuse the fact the map layout seems to be fairly simple, as even the messiest of Aardvark games have had some interesting structure to their maps.
While advertised for a variety of platforms, the only version I’ve been able to find is for Tandy Color Computer.
The objective is to find the treasures and bring them back to the start before time runs out.
Already: why would the time limit be added in a game for children? There are so many games with frozen time, there’s no need for this. There could even be an in-game plot reason for an endless night while exploring a haunted house.
BONUS SIDE RANT
Look, I realize I’m perhaps getting grumpy out of proportion. The thing is, for this era, seeing an adventure marked “for children” is a good thing. I realize a random children’s product from this time might normally and rightfully be thought of as dross…
…but in the case of adventure games, a product normally for adults, thinking of children has so far led to innovation; Nellan is Thirsty had an automap, and Dragon’s Keep tried map navigation with menus.
Sierra later (1984) experimented with menu controls including full commands in Mickey’s Space Adventure. Designer Roberta Williams.
This was an era when user convenience was unusual, so thinking about “how do we accommodate younger players?” led to innovations that only became standard years away. In the case of Haunted House, clearly the company thought the map and/or the puzzles were simplistic in a way they didn’t want to endorse as “for adults” yet it has the same terrible parser along with the other Aardvark products and I wouldn’t dare put in front of an 8 year old. Even 8 year old me — who had already written a text adventure in BASIC — wouldn’t know what to do with it.
RANT OVER
You start at the typical house-represented-by-four-locations where going one direction loops around the faces. The south face has an extremely heavy rock; the north face has a CELLER DOOR which is locked from the inside.
Heading to the porch, OPEN DOOR gives a blank prompt and it was unclear to me until I fiddled for a while that this meant it was possible to now go EAST and inside the house.
The inside looks to be rich with objects, but a fair number of them give a blank response to LOOK. It is hard to tell if they are filler or not.
To the south is a DEN. The GUN can be taken, at least. LOOK DESK mentions a drawer, and while OPEN DRAWER gives a blank prompt, and LOOK DRAWER says nothing, if you think to UNLOCK DRAWER it says:
NO KEY
However, I’m still not sure if that’s really the problem, because that’s the response to any command of unlock on any item, even nonsensical ones.
LOOK GUN also is unhelpful and it took me trying to shoot something (and getting the response NO BULLETS) to find out for certain it was unloaded. (I am 99% sure there is a silver bullet somewhere.)
Regarding verbs, I should jump in and mention what I have found by dragging through my standard list:
Remember, only the first two letters are understood, so DIP is considered the same as DIG. I had to use some subterfuge to get all of them. PO when applied to a target in inventory says NO HAMMER, and that’s the only verb that makes sense to me (I previously had it as POUR). FEED will say NO LUNCH if you don’t have a particular food item in inventory.
I still am unclear if OF is OFFER but I’m not sure what else it would be.
The fact PO isn’t POUR was a surprise to me because of this room. I assumed I needed to get water (and WATER — or at least WA — is a recognized noun) and put out the fire, but now I’m not so sure. The painting is at least a treasure out in the open and I was able to confirm after depositing it at the start, the game’s score turns into 10 out of 100 (meaning we’re likely hunting for ten treasures total).
I remember this trick from Trek Adventure. LOOK at anything else gives no message.
To the east is a DINING ROOM with a CRYSTAL BOWL (treasure) and a TABLE AND CHAIRS; next to that is a KITCHEN.
The candle, lighter, knife, and lunch are all able to be taken. OPEN OVEN and OPEN REFRIGERATOR give blank prompts (maybe they worked and I’m doing something wrong as a follow-up?)
Going down the stairs leads into darkness. If you have the candle lit (via lighter) a gust of wind blows it out, so I don’t know yet what is down there.
Instead going up, there’s a BEDROOM (with a BED I can’t interact with) and a BATHROOM (with a SINK and TUB, likewise). Trying to go farther past these two rooms, I am blocked by a werewolf.
Trying to feed him the lunch.
The vampire bat and ghost I alluded to earlier appear at random. The vampire bat will swipe treasures and take them to the attic (which I have yet to reach) and the ghost … looks spooky?
There’s zero walkthroughs or videos I can find for this one but fortunately the source code is BASIC. I’m going to hang on a little longer for the sake of all those 8 year olds out there from the 80s that somehow found themselves trying this game.
You can use the months of the Softside Adventure of the Month as a sort of progress tracker of All the Adventure’s trek through 1982. Alaska Adventure is from December.
Once again, it is from Peter Kirsch, and once again, it has an experiment in structure. This time it didn’t seem like it ought to due to the premise (get 15 treasures). Rather than using that as a prompt for open-world exploration, the player gets sent through a series of small areas in sequence. It is quite possible (very likely, even) to miss a treasure, but you eventually start looping through the areas visited. Essentially Kirsch’s vignette-style is being combined here with a Treasure Hunt.
I have procured versions of the game for Apple II and Atari, but not TRS-80 this time. I went with Atari since it’s been a while and I’ve had previous attempts at trying to get the “best” version of a game go awry.
Before getting too deep in, I should give mention that the term “Eskimo” gets used in the game extensively. It is generally considered offensive now (not to Westerners in ’82); it most likely comes from a word meaning “netter of snowshoes.” Since we’re on mainland Alaska for this game I’m going to go with Yupik generally (as the indigenous people of Alaska prefer) but will still quote the game’s text when appropriate.
The room description for nearly every outdoor room is YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN SNOWY, COLD ALASKA. I guess that’s one way to save on text space.
The game insistently repeats you are cold and hints you might die…
…but even after many turns (due to having trouble making the map) I managed to get through, so either the turn count value is super high or the constant “B-R-R-R-R-R-R” messages are just meant for atmosphere. The reason I had trouble making the map was the lack of items.
The sled isn’t takable. The shovel, in the trading post, requires that I trade something for the shovel. Trying LOOK SNOW on a couple rooms (the wrong ones) I thought I needed the shovel so I could DIG SNOW and neglected checking the command on the eastmost rooms, one which reveals an antique plate and the other a golden idol. The plate is not a treasure and is meant to be traded for the shovel; when trying to pick up the golden idol the game asks for a container to put it in. The golden idol cannot be collected yet but only can be taken after at least one full loop of the various locations.
Randomly a “huskie” will show up, as shown above. It took me a while to realize what was going on because of the sheer strangeness of the act: you need to GET HUSKIE and then they will land in your inventory. Then more huskies show up, and you can GET them too. You can end with with 6 of them; I imagine the author wasn’t literally imagining them tucked in the player’s back pocket, but even dragging them around snow while leashed seemed a bit extreme. The only reason I even came up with this is the opening mentions the word MUSH, and if you hop on the sled and try to SAY MUSH, the game is fairly explicit about what you need.
Drop the set of dogs while standing at the sled, and it turns into a DOG SLED and then MUSHing will work. (If you drop the dogs anywhere else, you get the message DOGS KLING ON TO YOU which is beautiful. But also confusing since it isn’t obvious doing it at the sled will work.) I think the missing narrative here is that we had a full dog sled and then something went wrong and the dogs scattered (and we lost our cold-weather gear in the process), which is why gathering the dogs up works in the first place.
At the next stop…
This map is wrong. I’ll explain the issue in a moment.
…straightaway you can LOOK SNOW to find an ALARM CLOCK. There’s also some WOOD TWIGS nearby (in the open) and an igloo with a MATCHBOOK, PARKA, and a FROZEN ESKIMO.
The parka allows finally taking care of the constant “cold” messages; for the poor Yupik, if you drop the twigs and light them on fire they will warm up, handing over a RARE COIN, our first treasure.
From there (my first time playing) I went on further, but I actually missed a area. The “every room is snowy, and also you can always go N/S/E/W” aspect to the game makes it easy to think rooms are duplicates that are actually different; there is a second igloo! Here is the correct map:
The extra igloo contains a sleeping Yupik. You can set the alarm clock here, walk out, wait for them to run to work…
…and then go back in and filch a PEARL and a PILLOW left behind, the former being a treasure and the latter being needed for a puzzle. I admit I’m somewhat glad I missed this on a first loop because it seems like one of the more mean-natured of the acts in the game; you’re literally tricking someone and stealing their treasure. Despite the absolute mania for Treasure Hunt style adventures still happening, they often had some thread of “this was being held by a monster” or “this was left behind by the eccentric prior owner” or even just “it belongs in a museum” but this is filching along the lines of It Takes a Thief, but without the early-established amoral character.
I realize the author probably was thinking more along the lines of “this is a sequence of things that can happen” and “here’s a puzzle that works given the setup” without any deeper intent. It just feels jarring given how many Kirsch games have tried to jog some sort of narrative out of the sequence-of-vignettes format.
Stop #3 on the trip involves the our first crisis. The dogs are thirsty, and won’t move without getting some water.
I know I’m missing exits now as every outdoor room still lets you go N/S/E/W, but I found trying to get them all on the map made things harder rather than easier.
We find some Yupik inside a lodge having dinner except they’re complaining about their salad not having dressing. To the west you can find some dressing and then hand it to them. (Again, the author seems to be just throwing out what works without deep message or intent.)
Taking care of this lack of proper salad accompaniment leads to getting an empty water bottle. Also nearby is an empty water dish. The trick here then is to take the SNOW from outside, put it in the bottle, let it melt by the fire, and pour it into the bowl. The dogs will now have water to drink and be happy (until their next crisis).
Also, when you get the snow the game says “you find something else too” which turns out to be a WEDDING RING, not a treasure, although it won’t be used until a later scene.
Onward, I mean, MUSH!
The next crisis: now they’re hungry! Nearby outside there is a room that looks like all the others but not only with SNOW, but also a SNOWBANK. DIG SNOWBANK reveals an igloo to the north.
The igloo has a dead Yupik and a tin of food. The body has a key on it, and we’d have enough for the dogs except we have no way to open the tin. (I missed the key the first time I played through here.)
Further on is a mountain with one of the tricky attributes games from this era sometime have, where the mountain represents two “alternate exits”. First, you can simply CLIMB MOUNTAIN and find a can opener on the top (??) and second, you can LOOK MOUNTAIN to find a cave, and ENTER CAVE.
The cave has a locked door — this is what the key from the body is for — and inside further it is dark. You can light a match to briefly see an ALASKA DIAMOND (a treasure). There is no way to turn on the lights permanently, but you can fortunately nab the diamond in the dark and make a getaway.
MUSH! (You can even just type MUSH on its own rather than SAY MUSH.)
Coming outside, there’s a polar bear (fortunately not one with an immediate hunger for our flesh). A few steps in, there’s an IGLOO with a crying bride, but that wedding ring found lost in the snow now comes in handy.
Now we reach a spot where I absolutely did not get it on the first loop and only found out what to do from the walkthrough. To the east there are some STICKY SHOES you can wear (fair enough) but it turns out the use of them is that with this igloo — this igloo in particular, which looks nothing different than the others — you can climb on top of it.
Oof. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a Kirsch puzzle this unfair.
The speargun goes to the bear (that part was straightforward at least)…
…and then you can GET BEAR — yes, the whole bear — and head over to a trading post in this area that wants to trade furs. DROP BEAR results in you receiving a GOLD KNIFE.
(In case you’re curious, yes, the game has an inventory limit, it’s just very large.)
MUSH and … another crisis!
There are two igloos nearby. One (fortuitously) has a VET and a RADIO. The radio is just playing music; the vet tells you they can’t help without their black bag. The other has a telephone, which oddly asks you to name the radio station calling. You can go back to the vet, listen to the radio, and find out it is radio station KOOL.
This magically gets a mailman over fast enough to land a GOLDEN RECORD (a treasure) into your inventory.
That was straightforward enough, but where is the black bag? This was again call for a walkthrough. Back where you “parked” you need to MOVE DOG, which reveals the black bag (!?!?).
After delivering the bag, you can GET VET (it’s “metaphorical” get, ok?) and drop for service:
It’s not MUSH-time yet! It was my first time through, but there’s a treasure findable via more sticky fingers. You can go over to the telephone-room to find the vet sleeping; then, LOOK VET, and this will reveal a tiny key. This key will open the black bag, revealing a GOLD FILLING, which we abscond with.
I think even the protagonist of It Takes a Thief might start to have qualms at this point.
MUSHing farther, we’re getting closer to the loop; this area, plus one more new one, and we’ll be back at the start.
You remember that Yupik where we used the alarm clock and then stole a pearl and pillow?
At least the game knows our hero is less than heroic.
With the Yupik asleep, you can now LOOK ESKIMO to find a GOLD NECKLACE and then take it. At least by this point in the game I was catching on.
To the north there’s a lake with a DEAD WHALE. You can hop in and get some leaking oil from the whale.
In a different direction there’s a TOTEM POLE. You can LOOK POLE to find a hole, try to GO HOLE to find a treasure chest, and with the aid of the oil helping with rust on the chest, you can OPEN CHEST.
You can also climb the totem pole and look at the face to see an OPAL. You drop the opal but you can get it again by going down and typing LOOK SNOW. Also, there’s a BOX you can nab nearby that’s just hanging out in the snow (this is what’s needed for the gold idol way back at the start).
MUSH on to the last new section:
This is always the screen on a new area, and it always takes testing the N/S/E/W in order to avoid missing rooms. I missed the box from the last area just by missing an exit.
I should mention, first, there’s a SEAGULL that appears randomly in this area. As long as you kept your speargun (I didn’t, once) you can SHOOT it and feed it to a HUNGRY ESKIMO.
To the north is an igloo, and an unfortunate encounter if you just try to enter.
For reasons? … you can CLOSE EYES, head in the IGLOO, nab the VASE, and get out without the negative reaction.
Moving on, there’s a KAYAK with a POOR OLD ESKIMO.
You can drop a treasure (yes, one of the ones you need, you might see where this puzzle is going) and he’ll lend you the kayak. This lets you paddle to a new area, which has an igloo with a MAD ESKIMO who wants your matchbook for some reason.
This yields a BAR OF SILVER.
With the bar of silver safely in hand you can kayak back. Since the treasure is one you need, you need to steal it back. It’s with the naked person, so you need to go through the whole CLOSE EYES routine again (if you can’t see them, they can’t see you stealing!)
The next MUSH loops around. So with the BOX in hand it should be possible get the IDOL and win, right?
…no, not quite. I counted, and found I only had 14 treasures. I missed a treasure, but I just had to MUSH to the next stop to get it, and I’m just going to give screenshots with no commentary.
Despite having 15 treasures now, the game refused to register a win, but perhaps that’s for the best. All the game says is
This adventure
is over
Believe it or not, this isn’t the last Kirsch game of 1982. On the special disk version of Softside there was an extra game of Kirsch’s that uses graphics. After we play that one I’ll do a round-up and some vague amount of comparative rating. I will say while I appreciate the structural experimentation, this game lands near the bottom; there were enough annoyingly hidden parts to drag the overall gameplay down, not even considering having to repeatedly steal from the same person.
Stone Age is the last game from Scott Morgan for TIAdventures, and in some senses the simplest one. I may simply have gotten used to his parser quirks, but I beat it in roughly 10 minutes flat.
My guess, if you look at the ad that was published in the ASD&D catalog…
…that reading from left to right, these were still written in the order shown: that is, Haunted House, Stone Age, Fun House, 007: Aqua Base, Miner ’49er, and Vedas, especially since last two felt “denser” than the other games. In terms of the chain-of-recommendations the games have made, it goes in a different order, but it is quite possible all of these were written as one set and the suggestion about getting the next game from ASD&D was made only after a publisher was secured. (On the other hand, Aqua Base was released for cassette only, which suggests special status.)
In all honestly this is just a guess. The simplicity didn’t bother me so much just because it meant that none of the puzzles stopped me horribly (for long) due to parser troubles, and while the game does rip a puzzle directly from Roberta Williams, this version might be considered an improvement.
This one’s a “biome journey”, with the meta-map shown.
As the front cover indicates, we’re a victim of time travel to the past, to “5000 B.C.” Given the presence of dinosaurs, I think we’re a little further back than that, but this is the same author who turned acid into water with some lichen.
The game starts with a reasonably clever in medias res moment as we find ourselves in a cavern with no clothes, and the only real clue to what’s going in is found by typing INV or INVENTORY and realizing we have a “driver’s license”.
Doing LOOK LOG reveals a SPEAR and KNIFE; you can also TAKE LOG. To get further along the stream, you need to USE LOG which will invoke it as a water vessel of sorts. (The only hard part is figuring out the right parser command.)
The bear fortunately succumbs to violence; with KILL BEAR the game asks you with what, so you need to type WITH SPEAR. Just like with Fun House, the two-part aspect to this is fakery; in reality the game is searching for “WITH SPEAR” on its own, and you don’t have to say anything about killing the bear first.
The bear leaves behind a skin, “FLESH&MUSCLE”, and a bone, two which will be useful.
Moving on to the south there is a EUCALYPTUS TREE, and typing LOOK TREE reveals some EUCALYPTUS LEAVES. Doing it again, even after picking up the leaves, reveals more LEAVES.
Further south there’s a BRONTOSAURUS in the way, but you can distract it via the newly acquired leaves.
Also, I know this isn’t a big deal, but we’re off chronologically. (I do know one of my readers is a professional paleontologist, so feel free to chime in here.) Brontosaurus was in the ~150 mya (million years ago) era, whereas Eucalyptus was in the ~52 mya territory. We’re additionally going to be tossing in a T. Rex later which was in the Cretaceous (~75 mya). I really would like to find a game, any game, which treats deep time accurately and we can visit the Eocene or something like that with animals totally outside the normal pop culture. I think a lot of misconceptions about evolution come from the ludicrous time jumps authors seem to put on anything pre-human.
A Phenacodus, an Eocene-era herbivore. 55 million to 38 million years ago. They could have eaten Eucalyptus leaves. C’mon, wouldn’t you love a game full of creatures like this? Picture via Wikipedia.
Moving on, there’s a desert and the bit where I warned Roberta Williams was getting ripped off. Wizard and the Princess had a maze at the very start where there were many rocks and nearly all of them had a scorpion, except for one. That one rock was the one you could pick up without dying. It was such trouble that later printings of the game put a hint card in the package just for that one puzzle.
This game simply has a bunch of rooms described as “desert” not really in a maze, and LOOK ROCK in most cases reveals a scorpion, but there is just one which says you see nothing special. The map is quite simple…
…and you don’t need to spot any subtle graphical differences: so, superior to the original, in a way.
Moving on, there’s a snake blocking the way, just like Roberta Williams, and (again just like Wizard and the Princess) you can THROW ROCK to drive the snake away.
Unlike Roberta Williams (unless you’re jumping over to Time Zone) there’s a T-Rex immediately after. It’s happy with the flesh from the cave bear that was speared earlier.
Next comes a beach, and a boat with a hole. Trying to FIX BOAT has the game prompt you WITH what, but running through my inventory led to all items being ineffective (fair enough, plugging a hole in a boat with a bone seems awkward). This was the only moment that gave me pause.
You’re supposed to go back to the tree and get more leaves. The leaves then can be used to fix the boat via WITH LEAVES.
That’s almost everything! The ocean is a very minor maze (unclear why you’re blocked off from any direction in particular, let’s assume strong currents) and that leads you to another beach and eventually a shack.
Trying to go into the shack, I found myself kicked out for “indecent exposure”.
Confused, I checked my inventory and found I could WEAR SKIN from the ever-useful bear. This allows entering the shack and finding a PROFESSOR with a TIME MACHINE.
If you just try to GO MACHINE, the professor stops you. It took a beat for me to realize I needed to prove I belonged inside, so I did SHOW LICENSE (the driver’s license that starts in our inventory) and got jumped immediately to the end. So fast that even when I recorded in OBS I couldn’t capture the screen, so here’s the text:
ZAP!!!!
YOU MADE IT BACK!!
BUT CAN YOU MAKE IT THROUGH
THE NEXT ADVENTURE?
“The next adventure”, not an ASD&D game. We’ve broken the time loop!
In all seriousness, for its short span the game wasn’t bad; it clearly was intended as a romp, and the ending made me laugh. A bad parser and dodgy writing and minimal world-model all can still sustain an adventure game as long as you don’t spend long in the universe.
In fact, if I were to go back and rate the Morgan games, the only two I’d say are worth playing are this one and Four Vedas (with the albatross puzzle, except that gets spelled wrong). I hesitate to say for certain but I’m guessing the author was young and these were produced at great speed. However, for the end user looking at the company catalog that doesn’t matter: they got advertised along with everything else. This sort of game with this sort of parser — bespoke elements and all — was part of the texture of the age.
The six adventures plus Entrapment, the game picked up by Texas Instruments for official publishing. Via TI-99ers.
Coming up: the final Softside Adventure of the Month for 1982, followed by the final next-to-last Aardvark game we’ll see (ever), followed by the sequel to Troll Hole Adventure.
I admit I simply had to pull open the source to figure this one out. I had tried the right object out, but the game needs a very very specific phrasing, and it makes me wonder where the author was getting his science knowledge from.
Here’s the basic gameplay loop section; after an action happens, most of the time the game does the command GOTO 410:
410 CALL CLEAR
420 IF W$=”N” OR W$=”S” OR W$=”E” OR W$=”W” OR W$=”D” OR W$=”U” OR W$=”O” OR SEG$(W$,1,2)=”GO” THEN CALL WALK
430 IF M$”” THEN DISPLAY AT(17,1):M$ ELSE M$=”OK” :: GOTO 430
440 DISPLAY AT(1,1):”LOCATION:”;L$(LOC)
450 DISPLAY AT(3,1):”YOU SEE:”;
You might think the different directions call some kind of subroutine which then refers to a data chart where locations are cross-referenced (something like ROOM, 5, 6, 0, 0, 0, 0, where North goes to room 5 and South goes to room 6), but CALL WALK is simply a routine that adds sound effects to the player walking around.
There is a data line that gives directions to the various rooms…
1770 DATA U,DN,S,,N,D,UEW,W,E,SWE,SE,N,NSE,NWE,NE,SE,W,NWE,NW,SW,EW,SD,U,N,O
…but this doesn’t get referred to at all in order to move the player around, just in order to fill the top display under DIRECTIONS. Basically the author is cheating; a normal parser would interpret the data and display directions based on the data, but here he’s listing the exits out manually as a text string. How does the movement actually happen, you might then ask? Manually for every single room. Here’s some of the hedge maze:
1150 IF W$=”N” AND LOC=15 THEN LOC=16 :: GOTO 410
1160 IF W$=”E” AND LOC=15 THEN LOC=14 :: GOTO 410
1170 IF W$=”S” AND LOC=16 THEN LOC=15 :: GOTO 410
1180 IF W$=”E” AND LOC=16 THEN LOC=17 :: GOTO 410
1190 IF W$=”W” AND LOC=17 THEN LOC=16 :: GOTO 410
1200 IF W$=”E” AND LOC=18 THEN LOC=19 :: GOTO 410
1210 IF W$=”W” AND LOC=18 THEN LOC=14 :: GOTO 410
1220 IF W$=”N” AND LOC=18 THEN LOC=22 :: GOTO 410
No other commands are understood, which is why the game is so unresponsive to bad commands.
This does have the odd side-effect of making the mirror room that required a scream being given more synonyms than typical…
730 IF W$=”SCREAM” OR W$=”SHOUT” OR W$=”HOWL” OR W$=”SCREECH” OR W$=”HOLLER” OR W$=”SING” OR W$=”YODEL” THEN 740 ELSE 750
…(that is, pitching an extra OR W$=”VERB” in the line is easy, adding cross-referenced verbs as data is hard) but generally speaking, everything is worse as you can’t tell from the game if a verb is wrong, a noun is wrong, an action is impossible, or the author just happened to fishing for a different phrasing of a command.
Now, here’s the whole section starting with the card-in-sewer leading up to the acid pit:
1320 IF W$=”LOOK SEWER” AND LOC=23 THEN M$=”YOU SEE A CARD.” :: GOTO 410
1330 IF W$=”TAKE CARD” AND LOC=23 AND O(17)=-1 THEN M$=”I CANNOT REACH THE CARD,WITH WHAT?” :: GOTO 410
1340 IF W$=”STICK GUM” AND LOC=23 THEN M$=”TO WHAT?” :: GOTO 410
1350 IF W$=”TO STICK” AND LOC=23 AND O(13)=0 THEN OT=1 :: GOTO 410
1360 IF W$=”WITH STICK” AND LOC=23 AND OT=1 AND O(17)=-1 THEN O(17)=0 :: M$=”I HAVE MANAGED TO GET IT!” :: GOTO 410
1370 IF W$=”LOOK DOOR” AND LOC=23 THEN M$=”IT READS:’EXIT'” :: GOTO 410
1380 IF W$=”GO DOOR” AND LOC=23 AND OPN=0 THEN M$=”CAN’T, IT’S CLOSED.” :: GOTO 410
1390 IF W$=”PUT CARD” AND LOC=23 AND O(17)=0 THEN M$=”INTO WHAT?” :: GOTO 410
1400 IF W$=”INTO SLOT” AND LOC=23 AND O(17)=0 THEN OPN=1 :: M$=”DOOR OPENS.” :: GOTO 410
1410 IF W$=”GO DOOR” AND LOC=23 AND OPN=1 THEN LOC=24 :: GOTO 410
1420 IF W$=”U” AND LOC=23 THEN LOC=22 :: GOTO 410
1430 IF W$=”N” AND LOC=24 THEN LOC=23 :: GOTO 410
1440 IF W$=”GO PIT” AND UN=0 AND LOC=24 THEN M$=”YOU WANT TO LIVE!” :: GOTO 410
1450 IF W$=”NEUTRALIZE ACID” AND LOC=24 AND UN=0 THEN M$=”WITH WHAT?” :: GOTO 410
1460 IF W$=”WITH LICHENS” AND LOC=24 AND UN=0 THEN O$(19)=”WATER PIT” :: UN=1 :: M$=”ACID TURNS TO WATER!” :: GOTO 410
The way through is to NEUTRALIZE ACID, and then say WITH LICHENS when the game asks. I did try THROW LICHENS (even before writing my last post) but that’s because I thought it’d have some interesting side effect, not that it would turn the substance into water somehow.
Anyone have an idea what he’s thinking of here? Some searching led to papers where the acid from lichen was removed via some process, but that’s the exact opposite of using lichen to remove external acid.
The source is a grand total of 219 lines, most of the sort shown above. The author seemed to be more concerned with utilizing the speaker of the TI-99/4A than consistent parser and world modeling.
2010 SUB CAROUSEL
2020 FOR A=1 TO 10 :: L=-99 :: CALL SOUND(L,523,0) :: CALL SOUND(L,659,0) :: CALL SOUND(L,659,0) :: CALL SOUND(L,523,0)
2030 CALL SOUND(L,440,0) :: CALL SOUND(L,440,0)
2040 NEXT A
We’re nearing the end of the trail with the TIVentures as this game says to play Stone Age, meaning we have finally learned what the full sequence is!
007 Aqua Base, Haunted House, Miner 49’er, In Search of the Four Vedas, Fun House, Stone Age
Coming up next: Stone Age, which hopefully will not recommend Aqua Base and put us into an infinite loop.
I haven’t unearthed much more on ASD&D than last time: they were short lived, mostly focused on Texas Instruments, and their downfall matched that of the TI-99/4A getting taken down by Commodore. Their game Entrapment was slated to be released by Texas Instruments themselves in July and even was shown off at the Chicago Consumer Electronics Show but it never made it out under that label, because Texas Instruments dropped support for their personal computer line first.
One other tidbit, though: ASD&D’s most successful game was Wizard’s Dominion, and that happened to be advertised for both the TI-99/4A and the Commodore 64. For a while it was thought the Commodore version may have never existed, until one was unearthed in Europe. The game somehow ended up with the Swedish reseller Computer Boss International.
This doesn’t have much to do with Fun House other than indicating that a random software house out of Cottage Grove, Minnesota (population in 1980, roughly 19,000) can still have some international reach. (Well, maybe a little bit of the “thought to be lost” part. I had the Fun House listed as lost until LanHawk found a copy in a file helpfully entitled SINGLEFILE.dsk.)
Fun House has a perfectly normal opening where you start, with no context, in a pit with only chewing gum in your inventory. The pit also has a plastic bucket. When you climb out, there’s a clown there, and if you try to walk past the clown, it pushes you back into the pit. You need to find the shaver from the plastic bucket and shave the clown, whereupon it will become your friend.
No, really:
Past that is a slide with some matches to scoop up, with a room of mirrors on the bottom.
From here the game was highly resistant to essentially everything, so I thought it was time to check the manual. It gives a fairly normal list of sample verbs (UNLOCK, BREAK, KILL, PUSH, PULL, EAT, DIG, TIE) but also an explicit hint:
Scream and yell if you will,
when the mirrors make you nil.
SCREAM, then?
This opens the way to a carousel, a scene I don’t fully understand.
The carousel is first stopped; pushing a button gets a message about how IT TURNS, STOPS, AND TURNS AGAIN. Getting on the carousel (RIDE CAROUSEL, not GO CAROUSEL) gets a curious message:
IT TURNS, SHOVES YOU OFF, AND DISAPPEARS.
Leading to another ROOM with some MOVING STAIRS. Trying to climb the stairs gets the response that
YOU FALL TO THE LEFT, AND TO THE RIGHT, AND YOU DISCOVER THAT YOU CAN’T MAKE IT.
Typing LOOK UP shows “YOU SEE SOMETHING VERY USEFUL” and a rope hanging. While I’ve had this command occur enough times I will sometimes test it out of reflex, the reason this occurred to me here was the Scott Adams game Mystery Fun House, which has a similar situation; a merry-go-round has “hemp” falling on your head, and you can LOOK CEILING in order to see a rope. (There’s a moment you’ll see later also taken from Mystery Fun House, so it is clear Morgan had that game in mind.)
The rope doesn’t let you climb, so working my way through the logical choices I found SWING.
This leads to a new small area of three rooms.
At the landing dark room with some LICHEN you can take, there’s an exit leading up, but this is still the spinning stairs and it just knocks you off. My guess is that the path is one-way and not a puzzle you’re intended to solve, but the interesting aspect is once you knock your head, the border of the game goes permanently red.
To the east there’s a vat of water; to the west there’s a fire.
Getting through the fire is a matter of simply re-using the plastic bucket and splashing the fire with water. (Simple when finding the right parser combination. THROW WATER or EMPTY BUCKET or POUR BUCKET don’t work, you need to POUR WATER.)
Past the fire is a hedge maze.
The hedge maze has a stick you can pick up just out in the open, and a “green slime” blocking one of the exits. You can just go around a different way so I’m unclear if the green slime is meant to be a minor plot moment or some kind of puzzle.
The end of the maze has a “room” with a “closed sewer”, a “slot” and a closed door. The sewer has a card but it is out of reach.
This is the other Mystery Fun House moment. You have the gum from the start, and just obtained a stick. You can put the gum on the stick in order to extract the card (STICK GUM / TO STICK / TAKE CARD / WITH STICK — TAKE prompts you with what, which the game normally doesn’t do, so you just have to trust the command is overloaded with a special variant.) The card then goes in the slot, opening the way to a vat with acid.
I have yet to be able to do anything with the acid. FILL BUCKET just has the game respond “WHAT?” The game doesn’t even allow GO PIT:
YOU WANT TO LIVE!
I’ve gotten lucky so far, but the parser has been fairly hyper-specific so it’s going to be harder to run across a command if I’m not sure it’s the command I should be using in the first place.
Renga in Blue 